
Tickets available
- £38.50Includes booking feeSupplied by Gigantic
About the show
Sharpen your pencils and pop the prosecco - Christmas term is in session!
Hosted by North East drag legends Mutha Tucka as your fabulously fierce Head Mistress, and Latrine Lurka dishing out festive mischief as your Dinner Lady, this is the Christmas assembly you won’t want to skip.
We’re decking the (school) halls for a Christmas-themed brunch party packed with school dinner tapas, festive bangers, and enough nostalgia and glitter to land you on Santa’s good list.
Anthems Only: Christmas Edition
From carol service classics to school disco Christmas hits, expect 90s, 00s & early 10s festive anthems belted out like it’s the last day before the holidays.
Think Mariah meets Nativity play mayhem!