Milkshakes Milkshakes Milkshakes

Three idiots open a milkshake stand with a revolutionary idea: human-flavoured milkshakes. It’s bold. It’s original. It’s a terrible plan. Try one - they’re bloody delicious.

From interrogating a robber about his career choices, to being chased by vultures desperate for a sip, to sourcing ingredients in ways that raise serious ethical questions,their business spirals through one ridiculous situation after another. With surreal, sketch-show logic, mime, and high-energy physical comedy, nothing behaves as it should.

This is a fast, chaotic ride through the rise and fall of a very bad idea. You laugh at them. You laugh with them. Mostly, you wonder how they’re still open.

Created and performed by Paul Kelvin, Elsa Mills, and Gabriel Parker-Ellwood, this marks their debut as a company.