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John Hegley - Biscuit of Destiny

John Hegley - Biscuit of Destiny at The Cockpit, London

Tuesday 19 January 2027 at 7:30pm
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About the show

John Hegley returns with a celebratory jamboree chock-full of daft and deft wordplay, sing-along numbers and against all advice, a selection of 'drawings' and other curiosities. Gape in baffled exhilaration as the much loved bespectacled poet lays out a treasury of new and selected potatoes for your enjoyment, drawing on his recently published book 'A Scarcity of Biscuit'. The collection weaves gentle fictions and fanciful meanderings around the letters of Romantic poet John Keats...


“Keats features quite strongly in the narrative of this show, and it is from him that the biscuit reference comes: he met a woman in Ireland being transported in some kind of kennel who the poet said seemed to be suffering from a “scarcity of biscuit”.

There are several of Hegley's distinctive drawings on slides in the show, including seven elephants, three of which we had to vote on later.

Featuring - John Hegley

John Hegley appearing at this event

Poet, comic, singer, songwriter and glasses-wearer. John Hegley captivates audiences with travel tales and amusing anecdotes, blurring the line between profound description and fine comedy. A consistent favourite at the Edinburgh Festival and with over half a dozen bestselling books under his belt, he is not to be missed.

'Awesomely mundane... Comedy's Poet Laureate' (The Independent)

'Scandalously talented' (Sunday Times)

'Bl**ding marvellous' (NME)

'Marvellous, joyful fun' (The Daily Telegraph)

'An incurable entertainer' (The Guardian).

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