
The Essex Alcohol-Free Comedy Club
The Essex Alcohol-Free Comedy Club at County Hotel, Chelmsford
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The Essex Alcohol-Free Comedy Club
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About the show
Looking for an alternative night out that doesn't revolve around around alcohol?
Welcome to The Essex Alcohol-Free Comedy Club
This event is also perfect if you are living a Sober or Healthier Lifestyle, or for those that wish to take a break from the booze and enjoy the best in stand-up comedy in the stunning Crystal Ballroom.
This Essex Sober Event has a great selection of the best Alcohol - Free drinks served up by The County Hotel
Arrive early from 7pm & enjoy the pre -show social in the Crystal Ballroom
On this Saturday evening we welcome a Top Line Up of Professional Comedians :-
Susan Murray - The Job Lot ( ITV)
Markus Birdman - "Grab a ticket. He’s brilliant.” - Sarah Millican
El Baldhinio - Britain’s Got Talent ( ITV)
Doors Open :7pm | Food Available | Show Starts 8pm | Show Finishes :10pm
The County Hotel boasts FREE Car Parking & is located just a 5 minute walk from Chelmsford Train Station .
The earlier you book, the cheaper the tickets :)
Early Bird Tickets : £20 + BF In ADV | First Release £23 + BF | Second & Final Release £25
This show is kindly supported by Chelmsford For You
Early booking is highly recommended for this popular Essex Sober Event
Featuring - Susan Murray

Possibly one of the rudest women in the world today, and maybe also one of the funniest! winner of the first ever jongleurs competition and a seasoned regular on the circuit, Susan has emerged as one of the best female stand-ups around.
A professional of the comedy circuit, Susan has contributed to an array of Radio 4 comedy: The Now Show, News Quiz, Newsjack and The Show What You Wrote. Susan produced her original idea for Radio 4 Extra “Warming Up” about comedians’ backstage habits. She has starred in “Jeremy Hardy Speaks To The Nation” and was a guest on Stephen K Amos’ “Idiots Guide” both for BBC Radio 4.
'She has the mentality of a spiteful 14 year old boy! Very admirable in a young lady!' (Arthur Smith)
'Susan Murray's baffled everywoman persona cloaks a dry, intelligent wit' (Stewart Lee)
'... a right cheeky little lass who oscillates brilliantly and wildly between characters,
accents, stories and banging the mike on her head' (Three Weeks)
'Cynicism that could fell a rhino at 1000 paces. Like it' (Al Murray)
'A feisty comedy fireball of fun' (Time Out).
Markus Birdman

Markus is an original and highly talented stand up. He has been described by the BBC as “the all-round package; witty, controversial, hip, topical, silly. A master of timing and physical comedy." His relationship with the Beeb goes back to his performance at the Edinburgh Festival in 2001 as part of Screaming Blue Murder's Big Value Show and as a finalist in the televised BBC New Comedy Awards 2001. He was nominated for the NZ Comedy Guild Award as Best International Artist 2014.
'The crowd fell for his dry, witty, confused little boy mutt-schtick in a big way' (The Observer)
'Delightfully comic. Controversial, personal and wickedly punchy' (The List)
'Birdman cuts a dashing figure, elegant, smart, theatrical. A hugely entertaining hour of thoughtful, heartfelt, mature comedy, performed with great energy and dynamism... Engagingly mixes the silly and the downright wrong' (Chortle)
'... already on his way up...' (Time Out)
'Second to none' (Adelaide Advertiser)
'Infectious, likeable and popular... A consummate comic... energetic, engaging, thought-provoking and funny' (The Stage).
El Baldiniho

One of the most versatile newer acts on the circuit, his brand of magic comedy and spoof mind-reading always hits the spot – whether at professional comedy clubs, cabaret nights, theatre shows, student nights, family friendly festivals or events for children.
“Headline quality act” Funhouse Comedy.
“A genuinely funny act” House of Stand-Up.
“He charms us all with his terrible magic and puns” Camp Bestival Review.